(Sorry this a bit of an afterthought,seeing everything is sold except for the stool, I'm a lazy blogger)
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
If for a second you're thinking I'm copying an IKEA catalog, you're wrong, it's Fight Club dude. 1999 man, it was another 2-3 years before I even heard about this thing called IKEA. Another 1-2 years before my smoking hot wife and I filled our first apartment with their cheap particle board whatnot.
When was this layout original and fresh? Am I fresh?
Anyways, I like it. The folks on Craigslist couldn't get enough, got a bunch of replies just for the pictures.

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."

"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!"

I might of been obsessed with everything Chuck Palahniuk back in the day. good times.
I will definitely be offering this again, think about it, maybe even posting a whole room on Craigslist. The possibilities...
Categories: The Vintage Family Man, Uncategorized, Vintage Finds, amateur photography, you need one.
Tags: Chicago, family, kids, midcentury, photography, sweet vintage goods
By Morgan
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August 15, 2010 at 10:13 pm
My wife and I were kicked out of our bed this morning and Jayson's recent post inspired me to bust out my Photoshop prowess. Hug em' if ya got em'.

Categories: The Vintage Family Man, amateur photography.
Tags: family, kids, photography
By Morgan
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July 28, 2010 at 9:18 pm

Checklist
1. Two wives
2. Seven Children
3. Couple cases of beer
4. Ammo for the 38. Special
5. ...........ahhh, I can't think of anything else. oh, duh, fireworks!
6. yep, we're good. Let's go!
We're off to Indiana y'all; we will return with trunks full of vintage goodies, cheap Indiana cigarettes, and a heck of a lot less bullets.
Categories: Moment of Manly Zen, The Vintage Family Man, Uncategorized, you need one.
Tags: american civil war, antique, beer, booze, cigarettes, family, farm, kids
By Morgan
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June 25, 2010 at 6:45 am
The second annual Gagne/Franklin trip to the farm is fast approaching, I had thought I shared some pictures before, but it turns out just one, in this post.
I can't wait for all the small town antique shops, shooting bottles with the .38 Special, watching the kids catch lightning bugs, and building massive bonfires. Well here are some more photos, I was obsessing over learning Photoshop vintage effect at the time.


Oh, and a quick recap about the farm: been in Jayson’s family since 1863, nothing on the property dates later than the 1960s (except the foosball table), literally filled to the brim with antiques circa 1860s-1930s, two barns, one chicken coop, back country awesomeness.




Categories: amateur photography, you need one.
Tags: antiques, beer, bugs, family, farm, fire, guns, kids, photoshop, roadtrip, vintage
By Morgan
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April 27, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Whenever I head into the kids room and grab some toys my oldest gets suspicious because I may or may not have sold a couple of her Fisher-Price toys at some point. I mean, who’s keeping track of all these toys?
Today her and her sister picked the lock on their door (j/k) and came out wondering what I was doing with her computer and dolly. Only props my dear…so far.
A bit of a picture overload but if you have a beating heart in your chest you’ll find one you just love. I think I might include one with Lucy (the youngest) in the Etsy listing, if all goes over well this might be the beginning of some sort of Etsy stage-parenting disaster.
Update: Here's the listing
Categories: The Vintage Family Man, Uncategorized.
Tags: etsy, family, juice glasses, kids, photography, toys
By Morgan
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March 1, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Whenever I notice items labeled "primitive" I chuckle, because often it just means busted, and more costly than a tad newer, working, vintage/antique pieces. The primitives’ category also consists of plenty of decor, which (you couldn't tell from our existing overcrowded living space) I'm more and more leaning towards the direction of wholly useless.
Primitive furniture on the other hand I've become smitten and awash with love. So am I saying I want a house minimally decorated with each room centered on a gnarly, rustic, my-entire-brood-couldn't-destroy-it, piece of wooden awesomeness? Yes. Yes I am, that and rows and rows of Globe-Wernicke bookcases. (My wife will never let this happen)
These objects are very pricey if you're a sucker and purchase from a dealer (I'm not and I won't) and rare to come by in these parts (Chi-town). Also and a BIG also, I'm split on the issue of spending money on distressed pieces of furnishings all together!
Isn't some of the fun watching your furniture going from new (always a little used in my case) to charmingly beat up? Particularly the family man that I am, when my kids are on their own and I sit those final years on deaths door, wouldn't furniture covered with 20+ yrs of damage I told my wiener kids never to do my stuff just warm my old saggy gray heart?
So what is the point of the blog post? I think a to-do list is in order.
- Keep going to sales/junk stores/alleyways, maybe, just maybe.
- Take a trip down south with a van?
- Seriously consider begin investing in space (purchase of my own Chicago bungalow is in the works) and tools to make my own damn furniture.
- Does anyone know of a blog about this kind of stuff?
Oh and duh, the whole reason I started this post was because I found this chair last week, worst-blogger-ever. $15 yo.
Categories: Ask the Readers, Moment of Manly Zen, Rants, Uncategorized, Vintage Finds.
Tags: antique, Chicago, courtroom chair, family, farm, Globe Wernicke, home decor, primitive, sweet vintage goods
By Morgan
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February 19, 2010 at 8:00 am