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In Defense of American Pickers

I love American Pickers. Love it.

If you're a fan of this site and you haven't seen the show, I suggest you go see it now. I would even go as far to say that you might want to consider downloading the episodes off of iTunes (at 1.99 a piece!). This show is the epitomie of Manly Vintage. Every week two friends, Mike and Frank hit the road in their van and search for amazing old crap to buy and resell. Literally every time I see this show, I want to get in a truck and drive around America and see what cool shit I can find. Morgan saw it for the first time the other night at my house. We watched two episodes. He immediately said, "We need to make a road trip. Let's start right now." Ahh man, I'm jealous of those two.

However, it seems like this show is either loved, or hated. There are lots of people who are claiming that the pickers are ripping off the elderly, swindling them out of their precious "things". Take for example, the situation with Leland:

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A bunch of viewers were up in arms about ripping off a veteran. I mean a $5,000 saddle for $75! The only problem is that there has been a lot of overpricing in terms of their appraisals. The saddle that was appraised at $5,000 only sold for $175 on ebay. And its not like the old guy was going to be able to post it on ebay.

Either way, I honestly don't see what they're doing as ripping someone off. I don't naturally assume that the elderly are idiots, that they need the young to help them. They're engaging in a free exchange for crap that they probably don't really need for cash that as an older person on a fixed income, they might actually need.

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Mid Century Style in a Show about Terrorists

You wouldn't think that Jack Bauer would be able to break in on such style. But he does. I can't stop seeing Eames and Herman Miller everywhere.

Watch for when he shows her his i.d.

Categories: Design on the Screen, Style is not Emasculating, Vintage Finds.

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A Gorgeous Mid Century Two Tiered Table Lamp from Heaven

I just got this gift in the mail from my grandfather. He snagged it from the antique mall where he works part time. He must have spent a bloody fortune on the thing, but he thought it fit my tastes perfectly and sent it as an early birthday present. Apparently, there's some new guy at the mall who collects these fine specimens with his wife, and has an entire garage full of similar eames era lamps. Thank you gramps!

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Aren't the cats awesome?

MUST KEEP CHILDREN AWAY FROM THIS!

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Was last night the foggiest night ever in Chicago?

Maybe? Maybe not? How the heck would I know?

Categories: Chicago, amateur photography.

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Vintage Euphoria

I’ve grown to be pretty mechanical in my buying and selling of vintage merchandise; I’ll make a swift walk in, assess the situation, narrow in on what catches my eye, acquire it, get the pictures completed, list it, and stockpile it in the many places around the apartment or in storage.

Also thanks to this blog and the painful art of listing, my knack for some creative writing is slowly returning. Listing on Etsy has become a cinch, and lately I’ll have an entire post in my head as early as walking up to check the price tag on something. This whole process just happened this past Saturday at a church flea market in Lyons when I spotted this 1950’s-60’s typewriter.

“Mid-Century typewriter- excellent condition. Only $5, would be an easy flip.”

Then I saw the “Made in Bulgaria”, which gave me all I needed for my ridiculous one-liners that have been accompanying my Etsy listings. “1950’s Bulgaria. Commies. The perfect typewriter to hole up in your attic and write some subversive literature- Yeah that’ll work. Easy $40 or more”

Then at home while taking measurements, weight, and checking for any flaws worth mentioning I came across this sheet of paper located in the convenient paper slot inside the typewriter case . (ink is faint, click to super size!)

Then this.

“Oh man Laura Neumann you communist SOB.”

Then. Vintage Euphoria.

Occasionally an item itself will floor you, but often it’s the weird things; the receipts, to do lists, the notes to themselves or their children. While you would never purchase these little things themselves, when found become far more valuable than the purchase or even the resale value of the item. The things they would never want anyone, especially the FBI, to see.

This is why I go through other peoples crap on my free time. Priceless.

Now is the time for for all good men to come to the aid of their party.

Now is the time for for all good men to come to the aid of their party.

Now is the time for for all good men to come to the aid of their party.

UPDATE!!!: Well it turns out the phrase above was a popular typing phrase alongside “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”. It originated in 1867 in some podunk town in Wisconsin. Still interesting...and...Laura Neumann is still a communist SOB.

Categories: Estate Sale Hunting, Rants, Uncategorized, Vintage Finds, etsy store finds, you need one.

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Dear female etsy shopper, if you buy this for me, its over.

I've been told not to dump on other etsy sellers. After all, its bad form, and karma, and dogma, and whatever. I mean, I wouldn't want anyone mocking the stupid crap I sell. However, there's something so offensive to me about an item like the following that I can't even really use words to describe it. Okay, I'll use words, and English ones, at that. (This item, btw, was found on the first page of the "for him" page of etsy. You know, the page of items that aren't actually masculine but are reminiscent of something that the unpaid intern at etsy remembers boys liking from, like, her, um, youth.)

Let's open with the item as its portrayed on the "for men" page:

This "thing" is called a "sars guard". You know, to guard you from sars! If they were being honest they'd call it a "getting respect from other humans guard!!!"


Let's do the Eiffel tower of VIRGINITY!


Boo! I'm wearing perve glasses!

even more hilarious stuff for dudes from the same seller

Categories: Uncategorized, etsy store finds, not for men.

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Can you spot the Authentic Eames Lounge from the Knock-Off?

Take the Quiz, show how much into modern furniture you are. Make sure to post your results in the comments, and for HEAVEN'S SAKE be honest, there's no shame if you're just a beginner or if you've been tricked by fancy Chinese craftsmanship.

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Quiz fixed. All is right with the world

Categories: Ask the Readers, Moment of Manly Zen, Quizzes, you need one.

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Ask the Readers – A Schlitzy Blog Poll

Jayson and I had just got off the phone discussing trying to push the blog into something useful for our readers and not just Etsy shop nonsense when this wonderful idea popped into my head: lets have the readers pick my next item title.

What a more perfect item and LOL funny then this vintage Schlitz beer pitcher. Let the voting BEGIN!

What should be the title for my next Etsy listing?

  • You're probably full of Schlitz (72%, 13 Votes)
  • I was up all night with the Schlitz (17%, 3 Votes)
  • Schlitz end of the stick (11%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 18

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UPDATE!!!: Listing is up

Categories: Ask the Readers, Contests & Giveaways, Uncategorized, Vintage Finds, you need one.

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Our Boomerang Ashtray in its New Home

Phillip writes,

thanks for my awesome new (old) ashtray! here's a pic in it's new home.

Well thank you, Phillip! The ashtray looks awesome, and your place also happens to be swanky as well. I'm sitting here drooling looking at your Eames Lounge. Maybe if we sell a lot more ashtrays we can save up our pennies and buy ourselves one too!

Categories: Vintage Finds, you need one.

Dad are you selling my toys?

Whenever I head into the kids room and grab some toys my oldest gets suspicious because I may or may not have sold a couple of her Fisher-Price toys at some point. I mean, who’s keeping track of all these toys?

Today her and her sister picked the lock on their door (j/k) and came out wondering what I was doing with her computer and dolly. Only props my dear…so far.

A bit of a picture overload but if you have a beating heart in your chest you’ll find one you just love. I think I might include one with Lucy (the youngest) in the Etsy listing, if all goes over well this might be the beginning of some sort of Etsy stage-parenting disaster.

Update: Here's the listing

Categories: The Vintage Family Man, Uncategorized.

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