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Vintage Parenting Part 1

Whenever I see these I laugh, I mean what weirdo decided it was cruel to wipe a babies butt with a cold wipe? Poor Sally and Johnny will never reach their life’s full potential because of the trauma of being wiped with cold wipes! How about the trauma to the parents of cleaning pee and crap for two years.(hopefully only two years) What. A. Joke. Anything for a buck I guess.


But if you must, and you’re convinced warmer wipes will put your lil” Sally or Johnny in an Ivy League, keep their marriage strong 20 years from now, and help them deal with stress. Go vintage! Throw those wipes on the radiator and shazaam!! You got hot wipes. Sometimes really hot wipes.

Yeah with the amount of goofy stuff out there right now for parents I’m making this a part 1.

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  1. I’ve asked my offspring if her life was ruined as a result of my using cold wipes. She assures me that her life is just fine and she has no issues with anal-retentive behavior.

    I Am Very MaryDecember 21, 2009 @ 10:09 pm
  2. I’ve never EVER worried about the wipes being too cold.  Then again, I figure that after 4 hours of a wet/dirty diaper, a cold wipe is the last thing one of my kids worry about.

    AnonymousDecember 22, 2009 @ 9:09 am
  3. The title of the warmer is hilarious, “price lionheart”. Is that suppose to sound tough?



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