I have to thank Morgan, because he's the one that found this. Whenever we go to estate sales, I try to elbow past him, because he always seems to find the cool shiz. That's okay. Jerk. Anyways, we've been looking for a lamp for quite a while, especially after our IKEA mishap.
Of course we're going to have to affix the ashtrays to the lamp so that the kids don't destroy them. I can't think of any way to affix them that won't damage the value.
Put mousetraps in them