The other day Morgan tried to claim that he had found the manliest chair of them all. He's dead wrong about this. You see, the chair he highlighted does have a certain sense of manliness to it. It is covered in the vesitges of a well fought hunt. The prizes of the chase. The laurel leaves of victory. So after one completes the kill, the can relax on a throne of boasting. Pretty damn manly if you ask me. However, there is a chair out there that is so manly, one can hardly muster the testosterone that it takes to sit in it: The Valet.
If the horn covered chair that Morgan chose is what a man sits in after the hunt, to relax, the Valet chair is what men sit in before the hunt, to prepare. And I ask you this. What is more manly; preparing for war, or resting afterwards?
A true warrior does not rest.
A true warrior prepares for the next battle. And that is exactly what a valet chair, sometimes known as a butler's chair, does. It is a chair designed to hold all the accoutriments of a man's wordrobe. There are spots for the pants, suit jacket, nectie, belt, wallet, etc. The night before that important meeting, the man gets his attire ready. He can't leave anything to chance. There's a spot for his keys, wallet, tie, belt, pants, jacket, shirt, even his undergarments. This, by far, is the manliest chair ever designed.
preparing or relaxing, that valet is not exactly comfortable, especially with no back support. Its not even a ‘sitting’ chair, really.
lol. Preparing for war?? More like preparing to get reamed by the boss in your small cubicle.